She is in my trunk
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
