it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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