Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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