You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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