Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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