Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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