Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
