i would punch a child for taco bell
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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