Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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