THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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