i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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