Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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