Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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