You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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