so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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