even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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