About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
