Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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