The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So squirting runs in the family.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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