The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
