I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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