Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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