Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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