You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
