To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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