I bet he comes in French.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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