Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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