walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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