I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
