belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My life is pants optional.
Two words: nipple clamps
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