he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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