All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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