i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
babies were throwing up all over the place
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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