i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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