You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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