"it" just moved
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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