why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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