Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
last night I used snow as a chaser
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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