Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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