i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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