Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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