It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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