I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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