I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nut hugger
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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