we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
