Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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