If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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