My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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