he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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