I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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