I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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